bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

Well played, mom, well played.

supermortalwhopotterlock:

#and he never forgave #and he never forgot

*cackle*

We just showed a friend Eleven’s appearance. There was much giggling through the post-Ten tears.

pocproblems:

lesbianese:

daniellemertina:

mscoolcat:

machistado:

thepoopqueen:

thisdayandaige:

il-tenore-regina:

I love this woman. 

And this is why I have the up-most respect for her.

she’s like a really sweet supportive mom

Actually, people don’t give her enough credit. Instead, they assume she’s “stupid” because her costumes and makeup used to be pretty out there. She is so obsessed with education that her fans will show up to meet her just so they can impress her by showing their grades on their report cards or their diplomas or degrees. She makes a really big deal out of it too, especially when they understand how and why education is important for them personally and isn’t just a means to an end.

It’s kind of amazing that for some people, they managed to find enough resources such that their love of a celebrity inspired them to find alternate paths for themselves where our education system failed them. And yeah, that celebrity also performed “Stupid Hoe.”

I’d always liked Nicki’s music and badassery but the moment that made me really like her was after seeing the Ellen episode where she meets the British girls, Rosie and Sophia Grace, and she was so amazing. She offered to take them shopping for school supplies and told them to follow their musical dreams but to also stick with school. When she sang with them, she cleaned up the language of the song (they were 8 and 6, I think). I was blown away. She is so kind and gentle and graceful. I will always appreciate Nicki Minaj.

I love her so much. She’s beautiful. She’s smart. She’s kind. She’s talented. She’s bad ass. She’s perfect! 

everyone who hates on Nicki Minaj can go straight to hell because she’s way more there for other women than almost any other female musician except for Beyonce. 

I have so much love for her

Okay, Nicki Minaj. You won me over.

weatherall:

ahandsomestark:

geekquality:

hydecodesigns:

ihavecake:

educatingcharlene:

pixystitches:

shorm:

raptorific:

Pros-and-cons of Sherlock and Elementary, rebloggable by request

This is a REALLY good list.

This is a really, really good list.

I really want to see Elementary, but not managed it yet because we don’t have Sky. :(

All of this is correct.

“On CBS”

Excellent list!

on CBS is legitimately my biggest complaint.

ON CBS.

*cackle*

Nicely done, Mr. T-Pain.

themarysue:

vaitranquillo:

Guillaume Singelin

http://kibla.over-blog.com/kate-kane

Kate totally would have done MMA fights in the army. Or out of the army.

This art makes me blush and feel funny.

sifu-kisu:

CLEAN YOUR KIDNEYS

Years pass by and our kidneys are filtering the blood by removing salt, poison and any unwanted entering our body. With time, the salt accumulates and this needs to undergo cleaning treatments and how are we going to overcome this?

It is very easy, first take a bunch of parsley or Cilantro ( Coriander Leaves ) and wash it clean
Then cut it in small pieces and put it in a pot and pour clean water and boil it for ten minutes and let it cool down and then filter it and pour in a clean bottle and keep it inside refrigerator to cool.

Drink one glass daily and you will notice all salt and other accumulated poison coming out of your kidney by urination also you will be able to notice the difference which you never felt before.

Parsley (Cilantro) is known as best cleaning treatment for kidneys and it is natural!

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My kidneys feel pretty wrecked at this point, so why not.

anindoorkitty:

- John realizes his purpose.

Why do I feel like I’ve seen My Lady make John’s expression in the second gif? Often?

dr-napkin-face:

David Tennant and horrible puns? I may just swoon.